There was a man in the land of Minnesota, whose name was Larry Gopnik; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil.

And there were born unto him a daughter and a son. His substance also was a happy marriage, a tenure track position, a genius brother, a beguiling neighbor, and a functional satellite dish; so that this was the greatest of all the men of the Midwest.

Now there was a day when the Cinema of Bleak came to present A SERIOUS MAN–a rapturous tragicomedy from Joel and Ethan Coen–before the people of Dallas, and Satan came also among them.

And the Lord said unto Satan, “When comes thine screening?” Then Satan answered the Lord, and said: “The historic Texas Theatre in Dallas, Texas on Wednesday, May 13th.”

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