TNT 107: TNT’s A Country Christmas Double Feature
“I wanna know the connection between the elves and the nazis.”
Tuesday Night Trash gets you in the mood with not one but two traditional Christmas favorites… FOR FREE!!!
You’ll want to get grandma and the kids to the theatre by 8 PM to catch the Polonia Brother’s nostalgia-inducing FEEDERS 2: SLAY BELLS (1998)! The whole family can experience the final decade of the 20th century with a veritable parade of authentic mid-90’s fashion, decor, and primitive CGI! They’ll also relive the first Feeders movie thanks to the copious reuse of footage to pad out the running time! Gasp in astonishment at the most godawful portrayal of Santa Claus ever inflicted on an audience in any medium! But there’s more!
Sometime after 9:15 PM you’ll also witness the resurrection of ELVES (1989)! Yes, folks- it’s the first Holiday feature ever screened for TNT! The late Dan Haggerty plays a down on his luck mall Santa who smokes while he brushes his teeth. Unfortunately for humanity Dan is tasked with preventing an elven super soldier from mating with a virgin on Christmas Eve to bring about the 4th reich. When it’s not cruising the mall for jailbait the elf likes to kill people and draw the Blue Oyster Cult logo with their blood . ELVES also contains one the greatest expository monologues ever written for a Christmas-themed horror film! HO!
All this + a special gift Tuesday, December 5th @ 8PM! Free Admission. If you like solarized, ground level POV shots Christmas has come early, Friend!