2/7 9:15 PM

To further honor the memory of writer/director Albert Pyun, we are bringing you an early and unlikely Valentine’s Day selection starring Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Brion James, Tim Thomerson and Charles Rocket. Teri Hatcher’s sister is a botanist who is in possession of a rare lotus flower that some Chinese not-ninjas want really bad. The sisters enlist the help of Dice, a big dumb goon called “Brain Smasher” at the club where he is a bouncer, and there is just a lot of nonsense that happens as a result. It’s one part Big Trouble in Little China and one part Everybody Loves Raymond…. ooof. But it’ll be a hoot with a great crowd and the best little bar in Dallas!

9:15, Texas Theatre, and as always, Tuesday Night Trash is FREE

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